horner child

A child by a horner man

You ain't see Billy? Yeah that's Marcia Horner child

by Alibofus134 December 30, 2018

Childe

A grownup acting like a literal child; childish, immature, and sensitive

“Wow they’re acting like a literal Childe!”
“Don’t act like a Childe! That would be terrible!”

by Scaramona November 30, 2022

Aftermarket Child

A child where you are not the original owner but has a brought a higher quality of life to you like any aftermarket part to an item.

Hey Stu who’s that? “Oh that’s just my aftermarket child”

by thickness286 August 16, 2025

Child

They are very hot and can seduce you to do anything they want. You can find one in a park

Man that child is hot

by The chicken nuggets man November 6, 2020

Holy Child

Literally the best school in the world. Not even up for debate. Nuff said. Periodt.

Everyone wishes they went to Holy Child.

by LödedDiaper January 12, 2021

Child

A little fuck of nature who poops themselves.

oh i just pulled a child on the toilet

by ladog November 29, 2018

factory child

A child/kid who from a young age starts exercising a sport. The choice to start this sport is not coming from the adolescent but from the parents. The sport is not exercised as a hobby, but instead the child is treated as an investment. It gets trained until it reaches a high level (close to professional, but because of physical limitations not entirely). The kid is crowned a prodigy and hailed at by the masses. Although the child is now famous within the sport community and frequently wins competitions;

1. It has absolute no personality as a person
2. It has absolute no personality within the sport (not the passion of the child but rather of the parents)
3. It has zero academic schooling since it only practised the sport

The sole reason for his athletic skill was fulled by the ego of the parents that are living their ideal sports career through their child.

People often immediately start calling these children heaven sent, although any person who started training from a very young age (three to four years of age) could have reached that level.

Jeff: Wow did you see that new skating prodigy from Japan? He's so talented!

Paul: That's simply a factory child. Probably never had something else under his feet since he was born.

Jeff: Damn

by problygonebytomorrow November 14, 2022