One who hides in the closet a lot because they are not supposed to be where they are so they Must hide in the closet
Friend one: hey so I heard you and Jordan are a thing now
Friend two: nah I’m just her closet buddy because her parents don’t like me
Friend two: nah I’m just her closet buddy because her parents don’t like me
by angrypod147 January 26, 2019
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Mailman 1: Hey I heard Frank the "buddy fucker" fucked Will out of the leadership position.
Mailman 2: Nah man, Will was just bent over like he always does and Frank accidentally stuck it in.
Mailman 2: Nah man, Will was just bent over like he always does and Frank accidentally stuck it in.
by Paco4u May 6, 2018
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Jenna: Dude, your socks always look kinda crusty what's the deal?
Me: Oh that's just my sock buddy. No biggie!
Me: Oh that's just my sock buddy. No biggie!
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Get the Buddy mug.1. A word you use for someone who isn’t your buddy
2. A word some people use for their buddy
3. A word you call someone whose name you forgot
4. A word you call yourself when you’re telling a funny story to your parents to avoid a lecture
5. A word you use for sarcastic purposes
6. A kid
2. A word some people use for their buddy
3. A word you call someone whose name you forgot
4. A word you call yourself when you’re telling a funny story to your parents to avoid a lecture
5. A word you use for sarcastic purposes
6. A kid
1. “Buddy, you’re not getting away with that that easily.”
2. “That happened to my buddy Eric at the football game back in ‘03!”
3. “Hey, buddy… it’s been a while!”
4. “My buddy ripped apart an anti-bullying poster and lit it on fire today! Don’t worry, I was just spectating.”
5. Guy: “Bro I swear, my little brother took my phone!” Girl: “Sure, buddy…”
6. “Good job buddy!”
2. “That happened to my buddy Eric at the football game back in ‘03!”
3. “Hey, buddy… it’s been a while!”
4. “My buddy ripped apart an anti-bullying poster and lit it on fire today! Don’t worry, I was just spectating.”
5. Guy: “Bro I swear, my little brother took my phone!” Girl: “Sure, buddy…”
6. “Good job buddy!”
by Tacostador June 19, 2022
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