A guy that believes he is a "Sir Beef of Loin" but is so socially inept and unaware of his untimely fashion sense and dated un-cool expressions he falls in the heightened Royal honors of Knighthood of Lamality.
“Did you hear what happened to Boyd?” “No, What?” “The linemen on the football team locked his jock to his pad lock on his football locker because he is so fucking lame” “Then they secretly put a sign on his helmet that said “Sir Beef of Lame” just before they ran out of the locker room at Homecoming”
by Mr. Doobie October 16, 2008
Get the Sir Beef of Lamemug. A 3 way (2 men, 1 woman) in which the men both take a dump on the woman's vagina, and proceed to mix it around with their erect penises, using them as salad tongs.
I still haven't gotten all the shit out of my pussy from when those guys at the hostel gave me a California beef salad
by Slurmsclash July 2, 2016
Get the california beef saladmug. cOrN bEEf AsH, a food that can counteract a Slave Sauce - Seizure, this does not cause any seizures and is safe to consume at unhealthy amounts.
by Rogueybear January 6, 2021
Get the cOrN bEEf AsHmug. to talk mad sh** or start an argument or fight. like instead of saying, 'she wanna fight you!' you use, "oh hell naw! she tryna bring beef to the platter!"
Girl1:So yesterday i was talking with Andrew and then i noticed Lacey was giving me a dirty look.
Girl2:OMG girl! Lacey tryna bring beef to the platter!
Girl2:OMG girl! Lacey tryna bring beef to the platter!
by melissaaa :D February 20, 2008
Get the bring beef to the plattermug. The act of taking laxatives directly preceding coitus; in a race against time to achieve orgasm before voiding your bowels.
Against better judgement Billy decided to take his date out for a hot Chicago Wet Beef; there was no second date.
by DarkDiggler December 20, 2017
Get the Chicago Wet Beefmug. Something every girl should cut off; When the lips of the vagina hang off and look like an arby's sandwhich.
by Anonymoooooooose March 31, 2017
Get the Beef Curtainsmug. BEEF CURTAINS- Noun.
The unsightly view of a woman's rung out, stretched out, flappy, vagina lips. The name was chosen because it resembles what a curtain of beef would look like.
The unsightly view of a woman's rung out, stretched out, flappy, vagina lips. The name was chosen because it resembles what a curtain of beef would look like.
by Klw19 May 31, 2014
Get the Beef Curtainsmug.