Heart Attack Goalie

A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.

I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.

We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.

by TBels October 2, 2019

named attack

A special attack used by characters in anime. The attack's name must be shouted by the character before it can be used, no matter how long it takes.

The longer and more epic the name, the more powerful the attack.

*several katana slashes later*
Villain (unharmed): You can't defeat me...
Protagonist: time to unleash my secret attack... SUPREME MAGIC: BREATH OF FIRE SUPER GALAXY THUNDERBOLT GETSUGA TENSHOU ARMAGEDDON SLASH!!!!!
Villain: *gets one hit KO'd by named attack*

by spd222 May 10, 2023

Heart Attacking

A heart attacking is the death of, or damage to, part of the heart muscle because the supply of blood to the heart muscle is severely reduced or stopped.

NO! Heart attacking is a word fucking idiot

by ;;;;;;* May 26, 2011

wolverine attack

when you have hickies upon your neck...or other places ;)

wow what happened to you?

i suffered a wolverine attack ;)

by J.Fink&P.Boska November 20, 2008

mice attack

The best YouTube video

That 's a mice attack

by Not Norway January 20, 2020

Attacking off the back

That shit cyclist in the club that always gets dropped on group rides.

They're so shit they're 'attacking off the back'

by lloydyno1 January 22, 2017

Pat Attack

to chase someone with an ax and run out of breath after taking three steps.

The fat policed officer Pat Attacked the criminal.

by em-er-ly November 9, 2009