chipotle date

Anytime when you ask a friend to eat at chipotle; must be spontaneous. Also a bro friendly get to gether.

Jimmy: "Sam, Chipotle Date?"

Sam: "Hell yeah"

by cookiekruncher1 April 29, 2014

Textpiration Date

A set period of time after which a person's past social media posts or texts can no longer be used against them, provided it can be reasonably shown that they no longer carry those problematic beliefs or attitudes.

Like a statute of limitations on getting "cancelled."

Karen: Can you believe Rob said something so offensive? I should show this to his boss.
Stacy: You can't.
Karen: Why not?
Stacy: That comment is 10 years old. It's past the textpiration date.

by C Monty March 22, 2022

not-date

A not-date is a sad excuse for people who can't decide whether they are going to get some or not. Often misused for DWOB.

That guy is so sad, going on all of those not-dates, I mean, DWOBs

by PaulyD89 March 3, 2011

Date

The action of going out with someone, for any activity (mostly to get to know each other), and then denying that it was a real date.

He didn't take me on a date ! It was a friendly outing between fFRIENDS.

by TheVeryRealDictionary June 24, 2019

stag date

When Two Single People Attend An Event Together...But Are Stag

Would you like to be my stag date for our Christmas party??

by StagDates December 13, 2017

Mosquito Dating

When you just suck and go.

I’m only doing mosquito dating right now. No time for penetration.

by The_politibro February 25, 2024

Potty date

When you and your date have a nice romantic potty date

Jim and ally had a potty date last week

by Ploofss September 21, 2021