Skip to main content

Brandon

Not just a name, a "Brandon" is the act of trying to convince a child to have intimate relations with you.
by Raton00 December 22, 2021
mugGet the Brandon mug.

Brandon

Gamer and he likes boys. He eats poop and drinks pee. He is very silly
Oh look it’s Brandon eating poop!
by o-doggydog December 25, 2021
mugGet the Brandon mug.

Go Brandon

When you find a MAGA friend and push him to the ground and rip his clothing off, crack his legs back like a dead hen, and put your cock into his ass, get a can of motor oil and pour it all over his asshole and balls and violently fuck him before cumming all over his MAGA hat.
Cmon Hoss, Let's Go Brandon to some Donald Trump video speeches tonite! I LOVE YOU MAN!!!
by Knox DeBoots December 26, 2021
mugGet the Go Brandon mug.

brandon

by haterrrr.com March 7, 2022
mugGet the brandon mug.

brandon

him: omg there goes brandon
by fewehtjuttyrgedws March 11, 2022
mugGet the brandon mug.

Brandon Morales

he has a giga cock that is bigger without a boner than Johnny sins dick but when he has a boner he has a boner he has to be carefull or else he will split your whole body into 3 pieces
Where are you

Im at the hospital they just finished putting my body together after that night with Brandon Morales
by XOTWOD23 March 18, 2022
mugGet the Brandon Morales mug.

brandon

a fine ass guy with curly hair, braces, rich rich, and nice ass clothes. he might overthink a lot but you just have to reassure him you love him. he has a great smile and a great attitude. he ALWAYS compliments his girl and works out to get his dream body or just to lose some weight for good purposes. he loves cars and watching scary movies and is the best at imessage 8 ball.
kattie: bro i got this dude hes a total brandon
sala: brooo no way my bf is a total brandon
by lovegreenbears March 18, 2022
mugGet the brandon mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email