The Bowling Ball Carry

The Bowling Ball Carry is an efficient although slippery at times technique allowing one person to carry another without assistance. Similar to the Fireman’s Carry !! The technique is perform by inserting the Pointer Finger into the Genitalia and the Thumb into the Anus , as if you were to attempt to complete the elusive 7 -10 Split. (Note to Reader) the Technique is properly executed when you hear a distinct “Pucker Pop” suction sound.

Commander: Tom!! has the Area been evacuated.!!!

Tom: Almost Sir !! All but Three Ladies Sir !!
Commander: What are to waiting Man.. Time is of the Essence!!
Tom: I’ve been using the Fireman’s Carry Sir and its taking time !!
Commander: Fireman’s Carry why aren’t you using the Bowling Ball Carry Tom
Tom: Ah the Bowling Ball Carry but I was not certified for the Technique

Commander: Tom I will carry them out in One Shot!!
Tom: But Sir I said there were 3 and only you only have 2 Hands.
Commander: Dammit Solider you must improvise then I will wear one as a Hat!!

by Davie Dee November 8, 2019

bowling alley Vaseline

The Vaseline in the bowling alley pro shop.

I saw the bowling alley Vaseline at the pro shop at me local bowling alley.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

toilet bowl bitch

A Toilet Bowl Bitch is last place finisher in a fantasy football league. The humiliation of the Toilet Bowl Bitch is forever immortalized at www.toiletbowlbitch.com

a toilet bowl bitch finishes last in a fantasy football league, is humiliated and ridiculed for an entire year, and is made to drink and warm, nasty, disgusting beer that is old and most likely shaken up.

by chpsrmne September 29, 2013

Sugar in my Bowl

A phrase a woman says while having sex with a man. It means she wants him to continue thrusting or cumming inside of her.

Glenn Quagmire: What was that?
Loretta Brown: Shut up and put some more of that sugar in my bowl.

by Poweltav July 19, 2022

Bowl cut bastard

someone who has a bowl cut and is a bastard

you is a bowl cut bastard

let me say it in posh word
fuck u

by Mynameisreallyhot February 2, 2022

toilet bowl painting

When the fecal matter leaves stains on the bowl as it goes down the drain.

Who left the toilet bowl painting.

by warhawk1775 September 22, 2013

Stirring the mixing bowl

The specific term for sloppy 5ths+ when each penis that has entered the void has emptied it's seed into that bowl.

Related to the intercourse act "licking the mixing bowl"

Man 1: My dad totally walked in on me and Veronica stirring the mixing bowl last night along with Trent, Forrest, Craig, Jonathan, Nate, and Leon.

Man 2: Aww sick bro!

by Daddy Lips March 26, 2019