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When you slam your head on your keyboard

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by BirthdayIsALie August 3, 2022

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20

This is how to count to 20. Pretty sure you already know this.

I am going to count to 20. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20.

by I am a cat and u now know this July 22, 2018

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The last stage of boredom...

Guy one: man I'm so board!
Guy two: type `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ into the urban dictionary!
Guy one: I've already tried that!
Guy one: `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?
Guy two: wtf

by r8gju7ky9mjjhgh October 12, 2022

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

Pluh

person 1: PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

person 2: pluh

by pluh 🗣️🔥🔥 August 24, 2023

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You are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored that you type every key but every other key you type a equals. I don't know why I am doing this.

The speech was so long that all I remember is this sound:
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by anonymous January 28, 2022

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Okay... You are bored. You are so vehemently bored that you actually decided to type out every single character on your small apple keyboard, including every "shift" version and every "alt" version and every "shift"+"alt" version.

Hey guys check this out: §±1!¡ 2@€™3£# 4$¢ 5%∞fi6^§fl7&¶‡8*•°9(ª·0)º‚-_–—=+≠±qQœŒwW∑„eE´‰rR®ÂtT†ÊyY¥ÁuU¨ËiI^ÈoOøØpPπ∏{“”}‘’aAåÅsSßÍdD∂ÎfFƒÏgG©ÌhH˙ÓjJ∆ÔkK˚lL¬Ò;:…Ú'"æÆ\|«»`~`ŸzZΩÛxX≈ÙcCçÇvV√◊bB∫ınN~ˆmMµ˜,<≤¯.>≥˘/?÷¿

by adamjackpartington March 3, 2022