Dick Dock

A disgusting application for braindead people that promotes dangerous and fake scam shit meant to mess with or waste peoples time most "videos" on there show people having seizures or doing stupid pointless shit that every body knows about but they think they're the first to come across it

That dick dock is a nasty app and i hope it quits promoting pedophilia and scams

by Criptix June 1, 2021

Suck my dick

When said by a woman it can mean

1. fuck off
2. eat her out
3. shes actually has a penis and wants you to suck it

Guy : Damn girl you sure are hot
Girl : suck my dick

This being the scenario where she wants you to fuck off unless said flirtatiously where she would want to be eaten out

by EverySingleWomanEver December 25, 2022

Ben's Dick

A giantimax cock

fells great inside you

taste good

Ben's Dick is cool.

by theknower2343 March 18, 2024

Chicken Dick

1. A word to describe the arousal status of the male penis.

2. When a man's penis is limp and/or won't stay erect while attempting to have sex and/or during masturbation.

Jay was so nervous to have sex for the first time, that he ended up with a chicken dick; his penis went limp.

by anonymous November 9, 2022

Dick ass pee walter

idfk lol

hey dude what does dick ass pee walter mean???

idfk lolmao

by i'm phoenix November 17, 2021

Dick Knuckle

When your cock torques off to the left (or right), resembling a semi-ripe banana when erect, and a partially hooked finger when flaccid. Common in angry short men, orangutans, and intellectual pygmies.

Colloquialism for Peyronie’s disease.

"Dude, did you see Mike in the shower?"

"Yeah bro, what the actual fuck is up with his dick? It looks like a hooked finger"
"Total dick knuckle going on there. Fucking gross."

by DefinitelyNotAGuyNamedMike January 17, 2018

big dick

something you don't have

you don't have a big dick.

by Carl Wheezer's Croissant January 11, 2022