Name Your Pet Mina Day

May 24, name your pet mina day🥰🧞 ♂️😈

“I got a new dog, what should i name it??”
“It’s may 24, name it mina”
“why?”
“It’s name your pet mina day”

by MINA>>YOU May 8, 2022

Your Nan

An old woman who sleeps naked

Look your nan is sleeping naked again

by Aflie Sternwest July 24, 2019

Calm your penis hole

When you get so angry that your penis hole starts to hurt. It's the act of trying to calm it.

Theo: ffs you prick you made penis hurt

Leo: calm your penis hole

by MADTINGHD October 7, 2016

Take your corgis elsewhere

Please leave it alone the world doesn't revolve around you, its time to listen to some Ariana Grande.

life doesnt revolve around you can you take your corgis elsewhere

by alwaystrusty December 2, 2023

national be a dick to your girlfriend day

be a complete asshole to your girlfriend, i promise she will love it

bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day

by gracelillian February 27, 2021

tbh your chill

When A Girl Let's You Down Easy Instead Of Flat Out Rejecting You

"Boi Your Fucked Up, I Hate You = tbh your chill."

by Mr_Bacon_Aiken May 25, 2017

refinance your mortgage

the act of financing your mortgage again, in other words shitting on your partner

"I love to refinance your mortgage every single night!"

by jerry c June 24, 2007