shit

that shit you shit out of your shitty arse into a shitter in your shithole of a cardbox you call a home

I just took a huge fucking shit... like you

by coom eternal December 19, 2021

Shit not me

When you do something incredibly IGNANT and get caught and all you can say is "Shit not me"

"who robbed the liquor store" "Shit not me"

by lil jimmy vert September 12, 2018

Champagne shit

"champagne shit"

-a style of shit.

It’s the shit when you sit and there's a cork of shit and you just have to push threw it in order to pop and after it pops all the shit comes out watery.

I just took the most amazing champagne shit, it’s a celebration.

by @takochino November 19, 2017

Primary Shit

The first shit of your day.

Steve, could we move this meeting back ten minutes, I need time to take my primary shit.

by Buckeykentucky May 16, 2018

Lil Shit

“Lil shit” is an informal term of endearment used to refer to a romantic partner or someone you’re involved with. It carries a playful, affectionate tone similar to saying “my man” or “my girl,” often reflecting familiarity and emotional closeness within a relationship

“Yeah, that’s my lil shit — we’ve been locked in since summer.”

by Follow me @famouskvng101 October 7, 2025

shit fuckery

when a goverment fucks up so bad honest goverment ads make a video about it

Ex:australia did something wrong

random person:what is happening in australia is a total shit fuckery

by lumehelves/lizzi January 3, 2023

Shit as fuck

Launceston college is a massive shit hole all the teachers care about is the money they are not interested in us students, when you report something to the teachers the don’t do anything. So fuck you launceston collage 🖕🖕🖕

This school is Shit as fuck

by Bigdickgiles100000 January 4, 2020