fuck you on top of your head

One level up from a regular "fuck you". Used by Reese Witherspoon in, HBO "Big Little Lies".

Asshole: The play is cancelled.
Person: oh fuck you on top of your head!

by Joe Riverdale February 3, 2018

When you F up

When one does something really bad they will regret later (unless they have no conscience at all).

I knew a guy who planned a school shooting cuz he got upset over a rumor of him and a girl. Turns out he was joking though he got a felon and it was all over the news. That guy is an example of When you F up.

by happyatcommonsense February 24, 2019

are you serus?

Not believing in the shit the kid just said.

"I fit 3 fingers in that corgi"
"What! are you serus?"

by white iverson October 9, 2016

Sex you

A quick phrase when a subject has an objective of engaging into sexual intercourse with someone, the definition is the same as 'i will text you' or 'i wanna send you' whether is no strings attached or in a romantic way between a couple.

I have this desire to sex you
I want to sex you
Can we just sex?
I love you and i wanna sex you

by sexyou December 22, 2023

you selfish fuck

A person who is being very selfish to the point it gets annoying.

person: im not giving you any food since you ate mine
me: its because you haven't fed me for weeks you selfish fuck.

by your mom's fav ♥ September 27, 2021

Laughing at you

Yes. That's what I said a couple of weeks age.

Hym "Correct. They're laughing at you. Because they don't give a shit if your kids get raped and they don't give is shit if I stab one of your kids to death because they didn't force those tech retards to pay me. Because you're not ever going to put a bullet in there head for it. And as long as the number of holes in there head doesn't change, they do not have a single for about anything that happens to you. Not that I do. I'm a psychopath. But I'm not the one who's supposed to care, am I? You don't expect the reclusive, psychopath, genius to care... But you're politicians on the otherhand... I've been threatening to murder your kids for a decade. And to build that AI everybody doing it needs to know for a fact that they were sacrificing your kids lives to steal that theory of AI without paying. And NOW... I might not even have to kill them myself. They could arrest me today and someone could take it upon themselves to bring justice to the world in my name. They'll certainly fuck your daughters in my name. Right Stephen Banel? The only way to guarantee that this works out well for everyone... Is to pay me immediately. And leave me alone. That's it. That's all that need to happen here."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2025

Well you would

Answer to the question Why wouldn't ya?

Greg - So, Head Santa. I seek an answer to the age old question, which has occupied my every thought for these past months. Why wouldn't ya?

Head Santa - Well you would!

by Mike Jones January 10, 2004