The Shits

When you are shitting really really badly, to the point of it being something like constipation or diarrhea.

1: "Dude, I ate so much fiber. I am having the shits so badly!"

2: "It's because you downed that whole bag of almonds!"

by SomeonetookMax January 25, 2025

Battle Shits

When two friends are in toilet cubical next to each other, when the shit hits the toliet water the one which makes the loudest splash wins

"Hey dan, wanna go play battle shits?"

by Floyd'sWords March 30, 2015

Shit Rape

the action of forcing your ass onto someone else’s and shitting down their asshole.

The defendant received ten years in prison for shit rape.

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 23, 2023

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.

President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022

piece of shitting around

To go around in life as a worthless lazy bum who refuses to do any work.

Quit piece of shitting around, Dave Bliss! You’re leaving a piece of shit trail everywhere you go!

by Ralphie999 April 17, 2022

Shit for brain's

Some one who bags too much . Needs a gold who don't bag

Shit for brain's bagged too much cock . Forgot who he was .

by THE BEAR . Husband March 5, 2023

Bucket of shit

When you're dealing with a bunch of connected issues (usually at work) that are not really your problem but you now have to resolve it.

Joe: I heard John resigned yesterday? Doesn't he report to you?

Jane: Yes, I tried to deal with that bucket of shit because HR did not. However, John had already made up his mind!

by Master_Bate October 11, 2022