big dick

koltyn kipling has a giant dick

koltyn had such a big dick last night

by Urmommagei December 14, 2020

Shit Dick Nick

When you’re doing anal with a girl and she shits on your dick so you make her suck it off

i seen ole shit dick nick yesterday, he wasn’t looking to good.

by Cs35293628 September 24, 2025

Dick Farmers

A couple who only produce offspring of the male variety.

Jane: All my children are boys

Nathan: Your a Dick Farmers

by GibbonLips December 6, 2024

A Dick

Yeah, no, I'm GONNA be one.... You know I'm gonna be one! Look at the shit around me!

Hym "Nah, I'm gonna be a dick. You look like a skeleton that was brought back to life with some kind of aryan magic but they screwed up the spell and you didn't finish forming all the way.... So, yeah... There's that... And here's this: 🖕*boop* It's not free either. You owe me $5.95. You can save $2 if you take both of them. Here: 🖕*wahbam!*🖕 *kapow!* Get both today for $9.99! 100% of all proceeds goes to a plane ticket to a place where prostitution is legal. Call in the next 30 seconds and I will steal from a charity."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2023

Country Dicking

Floating a shot of whiskey in a cider or beer.

"It's been a rough week. Who's down for a round of country dicking?"

"May I please order a country dicked Bud Light?"

by mtmtnmma February 25, 2025

dick butt

a person who treats people like dick and a booty at the same time.

tom) ur a fat whore becky!
becky) shut up and stop being such a dick butt.

by meara peery November 10, 2018

mouse dicked

A golf term; meaning you short a putt so bad you have moused dicked said putt. Good luck next time fool.

Well,....... You really mouse dicked that one

by Austin Ryan August 8, 2015