Supreme Danger Wank

The generic and conventional 'Danger Wank' where one must crack one off whilst calling mother to ones bedroom with the challenge of shooting load before she enters is so last century.

How about add some more 'Danger'

The 'Supreme Danger Wank' is where one calls mother to ones bedroom before self service has commenced. The aim of the game is wait until mother is in bedroom then proceed to wank one's self into oblivion and shooting man milk aimlessly before mother leaves the bedroom in disgust.

Can I sleep on your couch for a few days mate? My mum has had enough of my Supreme Danger Wanks, got jizz on her new cardigan this time!

by Filthy Disturbance April 23, 2017

gillette power wank

where you jack off using gillette shaving foam as lubricant

"im off too the toilet for a gillette power wank mum be right back"

"im gaggin for a gillette power wank"

by Denzelessin September 1, 2009

Wake 'n' Wank

To masturbate in bed shortly after waking up. Usually on weekends or days off where you wont have to leave in a rush and you take your time. This is adapted from the term wake n bake which is to smoke marijuana shortly after waking.

I'm so happy there's no school today I have all the time In the world I think ill wake 'n' wank to start off the day!

by ninjamonkeydrummer September 2, 2012

herbal tit wank

The art of lathering Radox over your bell end whilst "rediscovering the real you" by plastering your female companion tits in jism.

After a hard day at the office Philbert likes nothing more than to come home, put his feet up and recieve a sensual herbal tit wank. "The power of the herbes helpes restore the real you".

by Sick Wilber August 22, 2003

wanke-danke-thon

This is an extended masturbation session of gratitude, formed by combining the words "wank" + the German word "danke" for thank you + "thon" from marathon.

Mom: Alright son, I fixed you a great supper. How are you going to thank me?

Son: Mom, I am going to do a wanke-danke-thon in your honor tonight.

Mom: Oh I am flattered!

by SantoshGeorge February 21, 2009

angry cry wank

After an unsuccessful night on the pull. Your return to your bed angry and upset you haven't pulled a girl, whilst wanking and crying

I didn't pull last night, just ended up having an angry cry wank

by Jack Reacharound1234 May 28, 2013

high wank drive

like "high sex drive" only with a need for masturbation instead of sex

Tadhg: were you wanking again Kevin?
Kevin: leave me alone Tadhg, you know i have a high wank drive!

by wiseguy2505 June 17, 2010