your two inches

a joking reference to a male's small geitalia, often claimed without knowledge of the true size of the accused's penis

this insult can be used anytime, but is especially useful as a quick and easy way to instantly make a male on the defensive

also useful in bullshit arguments

often used in such arguments amongst young men who probably don't even use their dicks anyways

guy 1: fuck you youre such a flamer

guy 2: im no fag i banged your mom last night

guy 1: oh with your two inches?

guy 2: fuck you dude my cock is HUGE

guy 1: too bad youre still a virgin

by coolbiker7 February 26, 2009

Two Finger Parley

Based upon the original bet of “just the tip” a two finger parley is where you check to make sure her vagina is clean.

“Hey bro, before you give her the tip do a two finger parley first. Make sure dat shit don’t smell.”

by Amadown September 10, 2018

Port-Man-Two

(Noun)A gay gathering involving, but not limited to, Two men and a bottle of Port wine.

Homophobe: Oh eww, those guy's look like their on a Port-Man-Two.

by Reductio ad absurdum April 30, 2009

two-legged cattle

See people and stampeding herds.

When people mindlessly do something without knowing any reason for doing it, they become like two-legged cattle.

by Downstrike September 12, 2004

two eggs and a cock

A literal phrase describing a lone rooster with his two eggs. This can be used as a substitute for "lone wolf and cub" for rogues and loners who look after and take care of two vulnerable young children. The phrase can also be reinterpreted and used as a double entendre that alludes to a man's reproductive organs.

The hen croaked her last two eggs and the rooster stood their alone; they're now just two eggs and a cock.

His two children are the only ones he care for in the world, they are his world. The hobo then walked away in search of a new home, pushing a makeshift stroller made from a cardboard box and roller skate wheels, rolling away with his children, rolling into the sunset. They're now just two eggs and a cock, that's all they are and that's all they'll ever be.

Hey honey, do you know what I want for breakfast? Two eggs and a cock!!

by lancezinnuendos October 22, 2008

a goody two shoes

Is a person who is always sweet, nice and follow the rulers perfectly. THey never do anything bad or rebellious. This word isn't a compliment- it has the connotation of a person who always acts good and is a little bit arrogant about it, showing off their perfect behavior.

He is a goody two shoes.

by THE KICKBOXER February 13, 2018

Mexican two-step

When you are taking a power shit from eating too much mexican food and all of a sudden you have the urge to throw up as well. You then proceed to stand up in the middle of your shit, turn around and heave your guts into your spicy shit soup. Named for the famous "two steps" it takes to turn around and the "Mexican" origin of the shit/puke.

Guy 1: "Hey! What'd you end up doing last night? I didn't see you after we went out for dinner at Pedro's."

Guy 2: "Ya sorry man, I had a terrible case of Mexican two-step last night. Those Enchiladas really messed my shit up."

by OldSweatyMan June 15, 2009