Two Finger Parley

Based upon the original bet of “just the tip” a two finger parley is where you check to make sure her vagina is clean.
“Hey bro, before you give her the tip do a two finger parley first. Make sure dat shit don’t smell.”
by Amadown September 10, 2018
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two-legged cattle

When people mindlessly do something without knowing any reason for doing it, they become like two-legged cattle.
by Downstrike September 13, 2004
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two eggs and a cock

A literal phrase describing a lone rooster with his two eggs. This can be used as a substitute for "lone wolf and cub" for rogues and loners who look after and take care of two vulnerable young children. The phrase can also be reinterpreted and used as a double entendre that alludes to a man's reproductive organs.
The hen croaked her last two eggs and the rooster stood their alone; they're now just two eggs and a cock.

His two children are the only ones he care for in the world, they are his world. The hobo then walked away in search of a new home, pushing a makeshift stroller made from a cardboard box and roller skate wheels, rolling away with his children, rolling into the sunset. They're now just two eggs and a cock, that's all they are and that's all they'll ever be.

Hey honey, do you know what I want for breakfast? Two eggs and a cock!!

by lancezinnuendos September 08, 2008
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Thirsty Two-Text

Defintion: noun:

When you so thirsty you can't wait for them to reply so you keep texting. ....having an awkward conversation with yo' sad self.

You have become thirsty two-text.

Go out and get some game.

Immediately.
John to Jill
John: Hey!
John: Hey man!
John: How was your day?
John: OMG the weather!

Jill's Friend to Jill
Friend: "Jill, John is a thirsty two-text."
by ain't got time for thirst February 21, 2014
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a goody two shoes

Is a person who is always sweet, nice and follow the rulers perfectly. THey never do anything bad or rebellious. This word isn't a compliment- it has the connotation of a person who always acts good and is a little bit arrogant about it, showing off their perfect behavior.
He is a goody two shoes.
by THE KICKBOXER February 14, 2018
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steak for two, for one

When you order a dinner for two but eat it all yourself.
I was hungry so I orderd the steak for two, for one.
by caring. loving. October 13, 2009
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two-story hangover

This phrase has a double meaning:

1) The hangover is so bad that it's a two-story hangover

2) This is when you wake up after a night of drinking and partying and you have two stories from the night before. One story is about getting hammered and having a great time. The other story is about having sex with some nasty chick that you don't even know....damn
ex. Dude, I've got a two-story hangover after that kegger last night!!

ex. I had fun but I had a two-story hangover in the morning.
by B-Razzy May 09, 2005
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