This cage thing

Cacacacacacacage!

Lucifer "Yeah, I don't see what the big deal is... This place is pretty dope... But you see what I mean about the ethical-"

Michael "We're here." 😇 *Knock knock knock*

Abraham *Clears throat* "Hello?"

Michael "Hello 😇👋 Can I speak to you for a moment about our lord and savior-"

Lucifer "Holy shit! He IS old! Look at how OLD he is! Son of a bitch! Do I not have a firm grasp of time!?"

Abraham 👳 ♂️ "What's this all about?"

Lucifer "Anywho... Open up. Out of the way!"

*Michael and Lucifer walk in the house*

Michael "We have a message from-"

Lucifer "Pack your shit! Let's go! Get a move on! God is destroying this place and everyone in it- Oh! Well hello there... And who might you be?" 😍

Abraham "That's my daughter-wife."

Lucifer 😨 "Ugh! Ew!" *Looks over at Michael* "Why are we sparing this guy again?" 🤨

Michael "You have 24 hours to leave this place before God carries out his plan."

Abraham 😱 "WHAT!? Surely there must be another way!"

Michael "Hold on a moment..." ☝️😇 ".... God says that if you can find 10 righteous people he will spare the city."

Abraham "Oh! Thank you! Thank you lo-"

*Bang! Bang! Bang!*

Mob Guy 1 "Abrahaaaam! Oh, Abrahaaaam!"

Mob Guy 2 "We saw you made some new friends Abraham..."

Mob Guy 1 "We likes em... And we wants em... Now... We can do this the easy way... Or we can do it the hard way..."

Abraham 😰

Michael 😇

Lucifer 👿 "Excuse me a moment..." *Gets up and walks outside*

Mob Guy 1 "Well hello there beautiful-"

Lucifer "RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"

💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥👹🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥

Mob Guy 1 "AAAAAAH!!! YYAAAARRGGH!!!"

Mob Guy 2 "MY EYES!!!! IT BURNS!!"

Lucifer "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GOOD LUCK ESCAPING THE FIRE WITH OUT ANY EYES!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!"

Abraham 😖

Micahel 😇

Lucifer *Walks inside* "I think I'm finally starting to see the appeal of this cage thing." 😁
Abraham 😰

Lucifer "Welp... I think we're done here... Let's go Michael... 10 people Abraham. 24 hours."

Michael "Okie dokie. Buhbye." 👋😇

*Lucifer and Michael walk off*

Abraham 😮 💨

by Hym Iam February 24, 2023

Put that thing on preheat

A sexual innuendo, insinuating that you want to smash.

Whaddup biiiitch, do me a favor and put that thing on preheat.

by Daddy long John March 11, 2023

The Interesting Thing

It's just... never interesting. You shouldn't be needing to tell the other person it's interesting if it actually was.

Someone: "You see, the INTERESTING thing is..."
Me: "No. Just... no."
Someone; "But it actually is interesting! I was going to talk to you about the joys of being a stock manager!"
Me: *Dies*

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 17, 2023

This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen

When you accidentally send an 8 year old boy into space with a paedophile.

Narrator: A spokesman said "This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen"

by the guy who defined something March 21, 2023

palmer the thing

PALMER HAS SUCH A FLAT ASS IT ACTUALLY IS HORRENDOUS. EVERYTIME I SEE IT WHILST WATCHING THE THING 1982, I WINCE IN PAIN AND FLINCH. HOW DOES HE WALK AROUND CARRYING JUST SKIN AND BONE, NO FAT!!

palmer the thing has such a flat fucking ass it actually pains me to look at, you wouldnt be able to shake that shit !!!

by meowbark13 June 4, 2023

Big Gyal Thing

Rich girl thing. Gyal = girl but could just be person. Used in UK slang.

"CC bag look nice, but the Birkin bag look way more heavy
That's just a Big Gyal Thing, man, you get me?"

by BigYardTing July 7, 2023

Do the thing you said you were going to do

Yeah, what does it look like I'm doing you anthill-fucking animal?

Idiot "Do the thing you said you were going to do!"

Hym "What about that do you think would NOT be an involved process? I'm doing it bitch. Relax. Are you going to do it? No. You suck. You want me to do it faster, skip to the end. You see how it's all about subordinating me to your whim? You see how that works?"

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023