I was hungry so I orderd the steak for two, for one.
by caring. loving. October 13, 2009
Based upon the original bet of “just the tip” a two finger parley is where you check to make sure her vagina is clean.
“Hey bro, before you give her the tip do a two finger parley first. Make sure dat shit don’t smell.”
by Amadown September 10, 2018
When people mindlessly do something without knowing any reason for doing it, they become like two-legged cattle.
by Downstrike September 13, 2004
A literal phrase describing a lone rooster with his two eggs. This can be used as a substitute for "lone wolf and cub" for rogues and loners who look after and take care of two vulnerable young children. The phrase can also be reinterpreted and used as a double entendre that alludes to a man's reproductive organs.
The hen croaked her last two eggs and the rooster stood their alone; they're now just two eggs and a cock.
His two children are the only ones he care for in the world, they are his world. The hobo then walked away in search of a new home, pushing a makeshift stroller made from a cardboard box and roller skate wheels, rolling away with his children, rolling into the sunset. They're now just two eggs and a cock, that's all they are and that's all they'll ever be.
Hey honey, do you know what I want for breakfast? Two eggs and a cock!!
His two children are the only ones he care for in the world, they are his world. The hobo then walked away in search of a new home, pushing a makeshift stroller made from a cardboard box and roller skate wheels, rolling away with his children, rolling into the sunset. They're now just two eggs and a cock, that's all they are and that's all they'll ever be.
Hey honey, do you know what I want for breakfast? Two eggs and a cock!!
by lancezinnuendos September 08, 2008
Defintion: noun:
When you so thirsty you can't wait for them to reply so you keep texting. ....having an awkward conversation with yo' sad self.
You have become thirsty two-text.
Go out and get some game.
Immediately.
When you so thirsty you can't wait for them to reply so you keep texting. ....having an awkward conversation with yo' sad self.
You have become thirsty two-text.
Go out and get some game.
Immediately.
John to Jill
John: Hey!
John: Hey man!
John: How was your day?
John: OMG the weather!
Jill's Friend to Jill
Friend: "Jill, John is a thirsty two-text."
John: Hey!
John: Hey man!
John: How was your day?
John: OMG the weather!
Jill's Friend to Jill
Friend: "Jill, John is a thirsty two-text."
by ain't got time for thirst February 21, 2014
Is a person who is always sweet, nice and follow the rulers perfectly. THey never do anything bad or rebellious. This word isn't a compliment- it has the connotation of a person who always acts good and is a little bit arrogant about it, showing off their perfect behavior.
He is a goody two shoes.
by THE KICKBOXER February 14, 2018
This phrase has a double meaning:
1) The hangover is so bad that it's a two-story hangover
2) This is when you wake up after a night of drinking and partying and you have two stories from the night before. One story is about getting hammered and having a great time. The other story is about having sex with some nasty chick that you don't even know....damn
1) The hangover is so bad that it's a two-story hangover
2) This is when you wake up after a night of drinking and partying and you have two stories from the night before. One story is about getting hammered and having a great time. The other story is about having sex with some nasty chick that you don't even know....damn
ex. Dude, I've got a two-story hangover after that kegger last night!!
ex. I had fun but I had a two-story hangover in the morning.
ex. I had fun but I had a two-story hangover in the morning.
by B-Razzy May 09, 2005