Michigan Parchment Paper

The act of coating toilet paper in IcyHot. When an unsuspecting person goes to use the ‘parchment paper’, they would be left with a surprise as their asshole constricts from the Icy and burns from the Hot

Eli: “I replaced my toilet paper with Michigan Parchment Paper. My girlfriend has been screaming for the past 2 hours.”

by Jeffica3576 August 19, 2025

Papers D. Labuse

The fraudulent self proclaimed pirate king, whose whole career was an elaborate hoax. He is notably known as the romantic partner of Slinky.

Civilian 1: Hey did you hear the news?
Civilian 2: Yeah I heard.
Civilian 2: They're finally gonna execute that bum Papers D. Labuse.
Civilian 1: I heard that he turned himself in out of shame due to the fact that he ran out of desk haki, and was going to die soon.

by Shriek Piece September 11, 2025

Paper Bag Syndrome

When a girl has a vary nice figure but is chopped in the face card department

damn she's bad but she kinda has paper bag syndrome

by gigasquiga January 16, 2025

Paper Stamp

The act of dipping ones balls in a bucket of drywall mud and then teabagging a lazy or napping member of the constitution crew. Add a peice of drywall tape to make the stamp complete. Members of the #505 local union are the G.O.A.T at the paper stamp.

Mike: "Hey Joe, do you see John's lazy ass sleeping over in the corner?"

Joe: "Yeah , fetch me my mud bucket, I'm about to paper stamp his bitch ass face".

by My name is mud. January 18, 2025

Case Studies 《Dyslexia》 And Research Papers (Perianal Abscesses) Is Artitifical Intelligence: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Case Studies 《Dyslexia》 And Research Papers (Perianal Abscesses) Is Artitifical Intelligence: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Paper-to-cast

Paper-to-cast, often used within a film/literature context, is used to describe a quintessential portrayal of a cast as depicted by its respective characters in a book or vice-versa if 'paper' and 'cast' were interchanged.

Wow, the characters in the 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' book and movie are paper-to-cast!

by D-Dawgz February 14, 2025

No Paper

When someone has no money; A person that’s broke

Damn, Brandon Machin actually has no paper, what a shame!

by mr.nopaper February 21, 2025