Morning paper

A pornographic literature, usually in form of a fanfic read in the morning, public or otherwise "inappropriate" time or place

Weeb1: Hey I found this AMAZING fic from (insert fandom). I gotta warn you tho it's of explicit kind.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.

by Nihilisticbear November 27, 2021

Paper dart

National paper dart day-December 4

Let’s fill the ceiling!

Kids keep throwing paper darts in my ceiling.

by Shit disturber November 28, 2019

paper

mm. paper tasty.

i eat paper but i don't eat the dog

by cham-p January 25, 2021

Papers

Probation

Are you on papers

Or on probation

by Street meal April 3, 2019

Filing Papers

to masterbate

“yo bro i told my gf i was filing papers to her ass”

by nailuee April 30, 2023

Toilet Paper

When the 2020 this was the most important item in existence. No longer exists.

You bro you got any toilet paper

THEY STILL HAVE THAT

by Cedscrub April 11, 2020

paper and toe

A Baltimore/DC term for traditional tobacco combustibles, such as cigarettes or backwoods, usually in the context of being used as ingredients with weed for a spicy blunt, spliff, mook, etc.

Hitting a cart and juul at the same time is a good way to quit paper and toe, but you still get spiced.

by EntymologyEtymologist March 10, 2020