kidding you not

just kidding

Dude; i saw an alien at the beach, like...kidding you not man!

by Jimena Lynn Blanco January 25, 2009

mep you?

A shortened version of "May I help you?" used by some non-English speaking fast food cashiers.

You: <walk up to register>
Cashier: mep you?

by Jordan September 30, 2004

As I You

What the Lord and Brian D. says in reponse to 'I love you'

As I You is also the awesomest band to be created in the Carmel area for a while....Good music,good lyrics,great people great Lord.

As I You!

by Ky March 3, 2004

you fat

Use of calling someone "Friend"
Turing of a adjective into a noun

Hey whats up, you fat.

by Mobius October 9, 2003

You Jelly?

You Jelly? Is a statement used to rhetorically say you jealous? You can also make a comeback on this by saying:"No, I'm jam. This is mostly used by Gamers, and nerds. (Yes there is a difference) Meant to be used on an angry or raging n00b.

Ex: I just bought a keg of beer, you jelly? Ex: Someone is driving a Dodge Charger with hydraulics, headlights, and underglow. This would be a time to say you jelly? if you were driving. Ex: I got my license. You jelly? No, I'm jam. Ex: I just burned down your house and took all your food! You jelly?

by JewishTowelie July 1, 2012

Fuck You

A song by a well-known artist named Cee Lo Green. Cee Lo is a large black man who also made many other iconic songs such as:

1. "Closet Freak"

2. "I'll be Around"
and

3. "It's Ok"
and he did a song with Jack Black for the Kung Fu Panda movie. It was a remix of "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas.

Lyrics go like this:

I see you drivin' 'round town with the girl I love and i'm like

Fuck You, ooo hoo hoo.

Person 1: I see you drivin' 'round town with the girl I love and i'm like...

Person 2: not this again

Both: Fuck You!
*laughs*

Example 2:

Dude 1: what's that one song by Cee Lo Green

Dude 2: Fuck You!

by nbamike23 February 23, 2011

touch you

An opening that's way too good for the anime it's featured in (well, if we ignore the lyrics).

Friend 1: "Hey, do you know the song Touch You from Yarichin Bitch Club?"

Friend 2: "I do! It's way too catchy for being from THAT anime though."

by Professional Jotaro Simp April 6, 2021