Tickling the Turtle 

Definition 1: The act of female masturbation.

Definition 2: The act of teasing faeces out ones faeces with their thumb and index finger, while constipated.

Definition 3: Where both acts are combined with the aid of a partner.

Example: My girlfriend hasn't taken a shit in over a week and she wants me to help her with Tickling the Turtle.

Tickling the Turtle by Depro October 20, 2012

Angolan Snapping Turtle 

When a man's penis hits the far edge of a females clitoris, it makes a loud flesh-to-flesh noise similar to that of a snapping turtle.

"Golly I banged Emma so hard yesterday I made an Angolan Snapping Turtle."

Angolan Snapping Turtle by Kokipod June 7, 2014

Three Eyed Turtle

a synonym for titty fucking.

I gave Cindy a three eyed turtled and then nutted in her eye.

Three Eyed Turtle by Lil' Dilly August 17, 2006

shy turtle 

A shy turtle is the awkward occurrence of a terd that pokes its head out of the anus (shell) but then pulls it in readily at any attempt to defecate it. As a result, this means visiting the dunny numerous times with no apparent luck.

Bob: Geez Billy, you eat some bad curry last night?
Billy: I wish Bob, I’ve been wrestling a shy turtle all morning and can’t catch the mongrel

shy turtle by Grad2000 March 24, 2011

Frightened Turtle 

When a poop log rears it's brown head out for a peek, only to retreat to it's rightful home at the moment, the ass.

Man! I almost messed my trousers, thankfully it was only a frightened turtle, so no soilage! *high five*

Frightened Turtle by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004

dip the turtle 

have sex. Comes from the head being shaped as a turtle dipping into a very wet pussy.

"so you spent five hours with the girl, and you didnt even dip the turtle, man!"--Mike and Gary (its a show on Comedy Central)

dip the turtle by bojzzle October 6, 2004

Norwegian Snapping Turtle 

A totally straight, not gay poor man who wants to become a woman acquires a local prostitute and pays her to give him oral sex...
in the midst of it when both his scrotum and testes are on her mouth he knees her in the chin and thus severing his genitalia, leaving a bloody hole(I.e. a vagina).

"Dude, did you hear Tim did a Norwegian Snapping Turtle last Friday?"
"Yeah, now we have to call him Tina!"

Norwegian Snapping Turtle by Judas, Cleanser of the Hippies September 19, 2011