united states of america

A piece of land below Canada and above Mexico. Leave all the political bullshite out of it and that is just what it is, a piece o' land.

Jane: uh, what's that place above Mexico called again???
Carl: the united states of america

by ze_kimster January 15, 2005

skate rat

A skater that has nothing better to do then skateboard, so he/she skateboards every day of the week, no matter the weather or condition, out of sheer boredom or desire to go pro or get sponsored.

Me and Nic are such skate rats.

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 24, 2003

United States Postal Service

The Mafia in little white trucks.

and everyone thinks im crazy..

by iRiShREPUBLICANarmy January 27, 2004

satellite

A method of classroom mischief.

Ingredients : Pencil eraser and 4-5 staples.

1. Take the staples and stick them in all sides of the eraser.
2. Throw eraser at ceiling, hope it sticks.
3. ???
4. PROFIT~

Student 1: Dude history class was so boring!
Student 2: Yeah I know man, I threw like 3 satellites in orbit in there!

by fps_icarus April 9, 2010

statecation

spending vacation around the home state

My family and I enjoyed our statecation and discovered beatuiful and amazing things around the state.

by This Guy V2G October 30, 2010

staten island haircut

A mob term for slitting someone’s throat generally done by a mob patsy or associate. Defined by Big sexy

generally happens to a buttafuoco Sitting in the barber chair the mob sends a patsy in to slice em ear to around the neck. Hey tommy need ya to run on down to the ole barber and give little franky that slimy buttafuoco a Staten Island haircut real quick or ya can fa get about us opening are books for ya !

by Big sexy the only whop in mn October 14, 2020

Statehuman

The lesser known version of countrhumans. But the same amount of drama, were the same six states get attention. California, Hawaii, Texas, Alaska, Florida and New York. Were you shouldn't read half of them because they haven't been posted since 2019. And they are overly stereotyped, and in the end the fic will only be about rusame

Why do I read statehumans? Because there are some good ones, and I hyperfixiated on this.

by TroiLore1 April 27, 2022