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office space

it is what you make it, you have that luxury when you have a job hehe
he made his office space wherever the fuck he wanted
by curtainstain June 2, 2021
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Creating Space

Creating space so I’m going to pull out the “Assault rifle” because this isn’t the crowd or person I asked to guard me.
Creating space so my gun can touch your face.
by Coach Kevin, Associate September 17, 2025
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Space Racism

Space Racist: ZOMG YOU'RE A SAGITTARIUS; I CAN'T TALK TO YOU ANYMORE!

Me: Really? Space Racism?
by Shepherd Guy April 23, 2023
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drama on the space

drama on myspace. a bunch of little kiddies get in fights, and various other unimportant situations involving girls, pictures, or the normal "shit talkers".
pussytickler johnson was jockin on a bitch

M- dog the little 9th grader wants the d fool!

BSA- woah dog thats so weird fool, all this drama on the space
by mbreezy420 July 19, 2009
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Space Donut

An informal way of telling someone politely that they are being too formal within a given context despite the atmosphere being chill. A rarer variant is Astral Torus (Latin translation), which is usually used by the person called a Space Donut.
"Hello dear brothers in business, I'd relish to ask for a cup equipollent of roasted, energized bean juice please."
"For the third time this week we are discussing porn go teach english some where else you sound like a fucking space donut or smth?"
by The Second g April 11, 2022
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space vampire

a human being that is so worthless/aggravating/unlikable/useless that is so irredeemable that it would be optimal to inhabit the space that they occupy with empty air, meaning that empty air carries more worth than said person. a space vampire literally wastes the empty space available for other people/things and ruins everything. nobody likes a space vampire.
Luke: dude there’s this guy in line at subway who keeps looking at his phone and holding up the line
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents
by e. honda’s jock strap September 3, 2022
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safe space

A distant corner of the galaxy where various strange alien lifeforms take refuge to escape the marginalisation they routinely experience from Roscosmos (under Putin) and NASA (under Trump, a Putin toady).

The atmosphere, or whatever little of it exists in safe space, tends to be a cross between 10 Forward of Star Trek and the Cantina from Star Wars. On a busy night, expect to encounter at least five or six genders and a wide array of alien lifeforms.
The few available expanses of safe space in this galaxy are getting crowded as interplanetary travellers are being increasingly marginalised as "illegal aliens". If it isn't Martians feeling alienated by the Mercury Theatre of the Air and their War of the Worlds, it's Mercury or Saturn experiencing depression as Trump proclaims "we don't need their cars". And then there are the attempts to police the gender of life forms on other planets, based largely on asinine self-help books where authors from ersatz second-rate colleges philosophise with daft theories that men are from Mars or women from Venus.

Eventually it gets wearisome, leading oppressed and marginalised planets to take refuge in whatever safe space the universe offers. In an ideal series of worlds, this would not be necessary, but the situation is light-years away from full respect for diversity, equity and inclusion for interplanetary voyagers, leaving the safe space an unfortunate necessity.
by bitchuck June 24, 2025
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