Gooey sponge

After you take you morning shit you take a sponge dip it in the poop water and squeeze the remains into you fiends backpack

“OMG I opened my backpack and got a HUGE whiff of poop, I guess I got gooey sponged”

by juliaholton December 9, 2020

Treacle sponge

When you take a large watery shit on a sponge and you shove it up a girls vagina or a mans urethra

I gave Martha a treacle sponge last night

by Nullifiedgoose December 23, 2020

fad slanger

When you overuse the tired catch-phases from last year in your daily speak.

My bad! Winning the internet! LOL, Let's GO! Ya think? FML! My anxiety is kicking in!
"If Sheila posts that she is just living her best life one more time! Such a Fad slanger!

by Artist802 February 20, 2021

Lung Sponge

The sponge-like substance in your lung

"I'm going to rip out your lung sponge if your not careful."
"No!! Spare my lung sponge!"

by shadoedoe March 3, 2021

Fuck sponge

A bed mattress or couch or any other household furniture item containing cotton or foam padding.

Got a new fuck sponge for the bedroom

by xGRIMMxREAPRx February 4, 2021

Fuck Sponge

Someone whom pisses you off, does something stupid, or someone who has loose morals.

That Fuck Sponge just brake checked me!

by Congressmen February 9, 2021

Fuck Sponge

A piece of household furniture that you can sleep on or can be used for sexual acts.

I'm going to tie you up on my fuck sponge

by Congressmen February 9, 2021