“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.
“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”
“Sure, no worries!”
by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021
1) without any seemingly particular effort
2) in unfavorable circumstances
3) in a game of poker, starting out with the worst possible hand
2) in unfavorable circumstances
3) in a game of poker, starting out with the worst possible hand
Person a: can Sidney Crosby score short-handed, even after his injury of Jan 2011-Feb 2012?
Person b: we'll have to wait and see.
Person b: we'll have to wait and see.
by Sexydimma May 02, 2013
one of two things:
a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box
b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort
a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box
b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort
person 1) Can Sidney Crosby score a short-handed goal after his injury of January 2011?
person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded as well at the same time.
person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded as well at the same time.
by Sexydimma June 22, 2012
1) in hockey, when your team is down a man
2) without any seemingly particular effort
3) in unfavorable circumstances
4) in a game of poker, starting out with the worst possible hand
2) without any seemingly particular effort
3) in unfavorable circumstances
4) in a game of poker, starting out with the worst possible hand
by Sexydimma February 05, 2013
by Penis Lookr July 18, 2017
Friend: "Dude, it took me an hour to draft a three-paragraph essay email to my professor asking for an extension, and all I got in response was 'K'"
You: "Ugh, I hate getting shorted too."
You: "Ugh, I hate getting shorted too."
by waffle&lust May 13, 2020