SHIFTER

A SHIFTER is a person, who changes his old gadget into a new one by making a smart deal, because he bought it for a small price. For example, he shifts his old boring mobile phone into a new, impressive, sick, dope smartphone which analyzes your face to mirror your expressions in some creepy smileys. If the person paid less than his annoying yuppie neighbor, he would be a real SHIFTER!

Annoying yuppie neighbor: “For ten years, I am always buying the newest mobile phone. I just like to pay more than everyone else, cause that way I’m so damn hip and the guy with the newest shit. Just look at my new mobile phone, I bought it last week for 1.800 $!”

SHIFTER: “Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price.”

Annoying yuppie neighbor: ”Damn SHIFTER…”

by DonJuicy January 2, 2019

Shite

Rangers football club

Oh the sevco are shite

by Jamboceltic January 31, 2019

Shite

Shite is an English way to say shit. If you couldn’t tell that then your utter shite. (Example)

“You bag of shite! Why are you being so lazy”

“Shite, I forgot to take out the trash”

by AidanTES February 8, 2019

Shite

sh-eye-t

1- To fart and pee at the same time

2- Australian 'shit'

The word that means a lot. If you 'shite' you probably pooped, but you maybe pooped and peed. Man thats so scary im farting AND peeing! Jeez le-weez

Karen shite on the kids during dinner.

Shite why did karen take the kids!

by defaultdancer81 February 27, 2019

Shattered

When a relationship can no longer be fixed.

1. Our relationship is no longer just broken, its shattered.

2. When something is broken it can be fixed or put back together. When its shattered, there is no putting it back together.

by Lindsay Mc June 24, 2019

Shister Snorcle

When someone snorts, but says snorkel you say you just blew a shister snorcle;)

Um dude, you just blew a shister snorcle!

by La Roche March 25, 2019

Shite Hause

Used to describe a team who doesnt know when they are trash and gets dominated on the football pitch. Chat shit but can't back it up and are normally carried by one player. This can be used at any level of football to describe their team like a house which is about to fall down

That team we played on sunday really are a Shite Hause. How bad were they

by KlawDabbe July 26, 2019