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An absolute hell hole were people spend the first 18 years of their life being locked away in prison. Thundercunt teachers ruin your precious childhood with torture devices such as: math, social studies, language, reading and science. And when 7 hours of death isn't enough for those assholes, they give you even more pain called homework. Homework is the shit that destroys your sleep schedule and makes you want to drop out and work at McDonalds for the rest of your life. But if you don't finish your homework, you get 3 more hours of prison called detention The useless crap you learn at school will never come in handy because it is forgotten the minute you walk out of that classroom. When in the entirety of your life do you need to know the exact amount of wives the pharaoh of Egypt had? YOU DON'T. In total, school should be avoided at all costs and is a complete and total waste of 18 years.
Mom can I skip school today?
No you bitch, if you miss school you'll die of brain cancer
but Mo-
GET IN THE GOD DAMN CAR ASSHOLE
No you bitch, if you miss school you'll die of brain cancer
but Mo-
GET IN THE GOD DAMN CAR ASSHOLE
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". . . and there is, on the whole, nothing on earth intended for innocent people so horrible as a school. To begin with, it is a prison. But it is in some respects more cruel than a prison. In a prison, for instance, you are not forced to read books written by the warders (who of course would not be warders and governors if they could write readable books), and beaten or otherwise tormented if you cannot remember their utterly unmemorable contents. In the prison you are not forced to sit listening to the turnkeys discoursing without charm or interest on subjects that they don't understand and don't care about, and are therefore incapable of making you understand or care about. In a prison they may torture your body; but they do not torture your brains; and they protect you against violence and outrage from your fellow-prisoners. In a school you have none of these advantages. With the world's bookshelves loaded with fascinating and inspired books, the very manna sent down from Heaven to feed your souls, you are forced to read a hideous imposture called a school book, written by a man who cannot write: A book from which no human can learn anything: a book which, though you may decipher it, you cannot in any fruitful sense read, though the enforced attempt will make you loathe the sight of a book all the rest of your life."
- George Bernard Shaw
- George Bernard Shaw
Anyone with any recognizable talent in any subject or who enjoys reading and learning about a subject hates school as it forces them by means of coercion to memorize odd content that they do not give a single care for. School fucks with your head.
by BillNye66 May 13, 2018
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