taking a patterson

going number 2

Patterson taking a poop.

Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2

by Taking a Patterson September 20, 2021

Styling my pattern

1) the action of annoying someone

You’re styling my pattern man!

by P$$Y DE$TROYER69 February 17, 2022

Flashbang beef patty

A condition where your vagina resembles an opened beef patty after a sex toy explodes inside the vaginal canal.

Guy 1: yoo I was getting it on with my chick last night and the vibrator I got from aliexpress blew up inside her bro
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty

by Yurboy1g April 25, 2022

D'Mitri Patterson

Kind of short guy that got rejected 5 times and kinda sad life. Gets in trouble all the time. Bad man

D'mitri Patterson went up to selena and got rejected

by Spookydmdaboss1 May 6, 2022

off the patty

High off opioids e.g. perc

She's high off the patty and will do anything for the opp

by ADOT156 May 26, 2022

spongebob sludge patty

when at arbys and you give a handjob using horsey sauce as lube

my hoe gave me a spongebob sludge patty the other day… it was fire

by cadenhuckleberry June 7, 2022

gripping my patty

when someone calls you out for something you knowingly did but you didn’t want it to be brought up

person A: didn’t you say you didn’t like emma? so why did you hang out with her last night?

person B: not you gripping my patty

almost the same as “calling me out”

by pissy trissy August 4, 2022