Hammer the Daddy Pipe

A vasectomy

My appointment to hammer the daddy pipe is tomorrow. Wish me luck!

by WennyDC November 13, 2024

got you in the pipe

Maybe you’ve heard ‘viper’s got you in the pipe, tuve-by-five’ if you play ape sex(apex). Got you in the pipe means you are being aimed at accurately, or perfectly lined up(with missile or weapons like that)

Viper: viper’s got you in the pipe!
Jack cooper: I’m gonna kill you and then your daughter.

by Juzobamboozled February 01, 2022

got you in the pipe

You’d probably heard this if your a Valkyrie main in apex, aka ape sex. It means you’re being perfectly lined up with, or aimed at by enemy weapons like missile, or large artilleries.

Viper: I’ve got you in the pipe, copper, five-by-five.
BT-7274: I sensed sarcasm.

by Juzobamboozled February 01, 2022

magic pipe

A large male penis that females love so much they wouldn't leave you.

I gave that hoe the magic pipe, and now she doesn't want to leave me

by Thehardcunt November 07, 2017

magic-pipe

(V) the act of railing coke off a huge penis

Tina was wanting to spice things up in the bedroom, so I taught her how to magic-pipe.

by Garytheredneck January 03, 2018

sacred pipe

The act of a man laying in front of a woman with his legs spread. The woman is sitting between his legs her feet are coressing his testicals while she is giving him a blowjob using both hands and mouth. So a combination of feet coressing, hands stroking, and mouth sucking amazing ness.

After a long day the man requested the sacred pipe from his spouse and she obliged him.

by HK&A3511 April 03, 2023

3 dollar pipe

(3dp) 3 dollar pipe is the most thin, cheapest, ugliest pipe tweakers smoke meth with. They call the most ratchet, loudest, dirtiest, smoked out bitches "3 dollar pipe".

Tweaker guy: "ay bitch why you taking so long in there!?"

Tweaker girl: "I'm getting ready foo!"
Tweaker guy: "you look like a 3 dollar pipe!"

by Eroticcrybaby January 07, 2016