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toilet rash

Toilet Rash: When a person, usually in shorts or a skirt, exits the restroom with visible imprints of the toilet on their legs and/or cheeks.
Her toilet rash made it obvious she had spent a great deal of time in the restroom.
by Lenyo July 9, 2014
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toilet egg

When someone doesn't flush after peeing, and it has time to settle into an egg-shaped "yolk". If disturbed, it emits a terrible odor.
Guy 1: James was over, and he left a toilet egg in the bathroom...
Guy 2: Gross.
by smellyeggs September 16, 2016
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skibidi toilet syndrome

a thing made up by twats on the internet trying to police kids having fun with a popular youtube series
Kid: Skibidi bop yes yes
Skibidi Hater: SHAT UP
Kid: Why?
Skibidi Hater: You are cringe and have skibidi toilet syndrome. I hate skibidi toilet!
Kid: Why?
Skibidi Hater: Because the internet told me to hate it.
by Lovethecreeper February 18, 2024
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Dutch Toilet

the act of firmly pressing your anus against your partner’s vaginal opening and farting into it.
Oh my god, Angela!!!! Taylor totally gave me a Dutch Toilet last night, and now it smells like their hotdog farts when I queef”.
by saak'ma johnson January 25, 2025
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shotgun the toilet

When bad Mexican food goes right through you and the person ends up shitting their brains out in an explosive manner.
-Bro I totally shotguned the toilet after eating Taco Bell.

-Shotgun the toilet?
-Yeah dude I basically blew that toilet up like a shotgun
by Gimgers_Snap_69 August 8, 2019
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bubbling toilet

A rare phenomenon that occurs when you take a stool softener and a laxative at the same time turning your fecal matter into lava
Bro I just took a laxative and a stool softener and now there is a bubbling toilet bowl n the bath room
by Blackhammer1992 October 29, 2017
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