opting off

the homosexual fetish act of intentionally refusing body scans at the airport, resulting in pat downs and groping by TSA agents

there was this hunky TSA guy at the airport, so after opting off I ran to the bathroom and rubbed one out remembering his hands all over me

by spek10 November 28, 2012

munk off

To munk off is to masturbate or jack off. When munking off it is common practise to shout "MUNK OFF!" At the top of your lungs.

I was sitting in Graph Comm when my mate Logan shouted "Munk off!"

I realised then he was bating.

by Superbrucester December 4, 2013

pun off

The act of out punning someone.

Karen and I had a pun off in which she failed miserable.

A colleague fell ill with a peeing issue and I told her urine trouble thus winning the pun off.

by TheGentlemen June 10, 2014

Jerking off

Something to make guys feel ashamed of themselves.

Im jerking off.

by Dick 1 2 3 November 6, 2020

shit off

To be angry at one another.

Shit Off you fuckarse.

by Kitten Poo September 10, 2003

jack-off

1. Verb. Exercising the art of masturbation
2. Verb. To create an orgasm simulating another sexual partner with the hand or other masturbating aids (e.g. fleshlight, hand, dildo)
3.Noun. An asshole, homo, or otherwise retard who's by calling them a jack-off is saying that they shouldn't have been born and was a waste of sperm which is a jack-off
4.Noun. A waste of sperm produced by the art of masturbation

Tom is a porn addict, therefore he likes to jack-off.

Tom jacks off in public for everyone to view therefore he is a jack-off.

Tom likes to jack-off so much his girlfriend has nothing to do but, jack-off.

by Tom April 12, 2006

Smithing off

The act of masturbating in public places. For example a school or a work place.

John: Hey did you see that kid smithing off in class.

Marshall: yeah dude that is so disgusting.

by M.J. Moobs September 1, 2009