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Prom Night Promise

When you promise your prom date that you will give her "just the tip".
"How did it go last night at prom"

"It was awesome! I gave her the prom night promise but she ended up taking it right to the base!"
by BagStank April 12, 2019
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Friday night treat

A tasty food item or other indulgence one wouldn't indulge in every day, arbitrarily reserved for consumption/enjoyment on Friday night.
I got a nice truffle assortment for Valentine's Day which I'm making next week's Friday night treat!
by Albin Pahernik May 1, 2005
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One Night Standards

The incredibly low standards a man has for women, when he's drunk, horny, and doesn't want a relationship.
Jeff fucked Victoria because he has low one night standards, which is why he never called her back.
by rogerthewhale May 19, 2014
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late night funnies

When you stay up really late (4am-7am) and you crack up at everything in the morning, or hardly have gotten any sleep.
Joe: -sees turtle on side of the road-
Hehehehee....hahaa....

Rob: Whats up with Joe

Steve: Oh, he has the late night funnies today.
by Byy June 25, 2009
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1 Night in Paris

Not to be confused with Depeche Mode's One Night in Paris concert video.

1 Night in Paris is the sex tape of Paris Hilton and Rick Salomon. It was awarded the 2008 F.A.M.E. Favorite Celebrity Sex Tape award. In the video you can get off of LimeWire, it starts off with Paris showing her nearly non-existent tits. Then it cuts to a night vision scene with Salomon jacking off. After that comes to scenes with Hilton and Salomon having sex, both in NV. Then a scene with Hilton giving Salomon a blow job. More of Paris' tits. After that, it's the pair in a car with Hilton wearing possibly the worst makeup ever. Next comes the two talking in the bathroom, with Hilton primping herself. After that, they are in the bedroom talking. Then they get on the bed and have sex. The last scene is another blow job. Overall, this version lasts almost 38 minutes.

It gets kind of annoying when you hear the guy moaning any time he isn't talking or smiling like some queer.
1 NIGHT IN PARIS
Paris: You're, like, obsessed. You always film me.
by asdfghjklz's October 15, 2008
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girls' night out

a non-sausage fest of girls that go out on the town without guys and party and flirt
by Anonymous August 17, 2003
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friday night situation

when a guy gets a boner while a girl is siting on his lap
i got a friday night situation last night with shaniqua
by kyle May 16, 2004
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