A subterranean beast that resembles an old woman. They can be found in sewers, abandoned subway systems, and other dark, wet places. They hibernate every 20 years, then come out of their lair and apply for a job at the local middle or high school. These creatures love watching children suffer, and will regularly steal or "confiscate" the belongings of their students. Math teachers also have the unique ability to warp time and space, making their class period last longer than the others. Every couple of years a child will go missing at school and then a few months later they'll find the body in the sewer. There is still some speculation, but theorists suggest this was the teachers fault.
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Get the Math mug.When more and more countries around the globe are fast embracing the Singapore math curriculum, or part of it, so as not to be left behind educationally and economically, as they copycat or emulate the best educational practices used by local math educators and tiger parents, who have helped put the “fine” city of Singapore on the world’s math education map.
Like the democratization of music, the democratization of Singapore math ought to force math educators in the city-state to embrace the courage imperative, by turning barriers into breakthroughs, or obstacles into opportunities, if they want to maintain an asymmetric advantage over their counterparts in other high GDP economies.
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