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Math

Hell on Earth. It's one of the tools teachers use to torture you at school. It's even in your homework... Math is watching you...
Me: I'm at home so I don't have to do math.
My dad: Remember your homework.
Me: Ugh
by miku the hatsune February 4, 2021
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Math

"Lets do Math!"
"KY, who wants to do Mental Abuse themselves?!"
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Math Sheriff

Someone who watches over all math. Like a gatekeeper. The TRUE king of all math has to offer
Tom: “Man Jimmy has been math sheriff for four years now....”

Billy: “yeah I know. People keep having the guts to face him in a dual but no one is able to beat him.....”
by Your worst nightmare 69 November 13, 2018
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Math

Math stands for:

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A wanna
T kill
H myself
World: “hey stole, wanna do some math?”
Me: *jump out of the window*
World: “You see, math is essential
by ThEbAgUeTtE October 28, 2020
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TL Maths

A very helpful teacher who makes maths videos (for free!) online, catered towards the British curriculum. He always replies to your comments if you don't understand anything. De facto the nation's maths teacher.
"My teachers at school were bad at explaining iterative relations but I watched TL Maths' playlist and understand a lot more now."
by grindnhustle September 24, 2021
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math

a subject that makes you fail school and makes you live under a bridge for the rest of your life
joe: hey billy, you know about the math test?
billy: no
joe: this math quiz is worth 100% of our grade

*later*
billy: i got an 0/24
joe: i got an 24/24
billy: crap
by tiktok_sucks!!! November 1, 2022
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Babylonian Math

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.
A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math
by carhepsin October 5, 2021
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