Jizz Rag

A rag you use to clean up semen after a 10 minute session with pornhub. Also referred to as a women's face, or an insult to a man who has a low sperm count.
1. Hey man, I just bought a new towel to use as a jizz rag
2. Hey biach, I'm gonna use your face to clean up my jizz
3. Hey you jizz rag *laughs* how was trying to make your wife pregnant
by Xzekerx20 February 25, 2016
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Jizz Rag

A towel, cloth, etc. you use to clean up the mess you made after your private session with pornhub.
Hey man, i gotta clean up my "mess" with my jizz rag.
by Xzekerx20 February 25, 2016
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cheeto jizz

The act of eating cheetos and and the orange dust that remains on your fingers!
Matt! You got cheeto jizz all over the television remote!!
by SemperSooies November 25, 2016
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Jizz Cup-Catcher Chin

The little dent in the chin that catches excess sperm while being on the receiving side of the ejaculator: evolution's way of letting us know it’s an ally of the LGBTQ+, with a special focus on homosexual activities.
"When Joey gets an unsuspected spray of sperm from a trick, he can rest easy knowing that due to his JIZZ CUP-CATCHER CHIN, the mess will be less."
by MAGAcult January 26, 2025
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Jizz Snizzler 911

When you ejaculate your one eyed yogurt into a females facial region including the mouth causing her to cough and choke on your semen whilst she is choking you call the cops and evacuate the premises
Oh fuck it's the Jizz Snizzler run oh wait is that fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Jizz Snizzler 911 - the coughing devil
by lildick nigga April 29, 2019
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jizz chasm

A Jizz Chasm is the person that steals a Gillygut's last Meat Missile during a lakeside Pickle Baller orgy.
That sombitch Rusty Kuntz just Jizz Chasm'd the last hot dog... i should smack my paddle up side his yap dipper
by Chilifart April 10, 2024
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jizzing to gozongas

When a man starts jizzing uncontrollably, unintentionally, and not under his will, automatically at the sight of seeing beautiful gozongas.
Person 1: Whats wrong.

Person 2: Yo, I was jizzing to gozongas.

Person 1: What?
Person 2: I just started jizzing in my pants when I saw her gozongas.
by MST3K I like November 28, 2020
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