tits are on fire

idiom

1. Severely irritated to the point of anger.

History and Etymology: Origin unknown.

Did you see the boss let into Kathy after she hit "reply all" and sent his home address to all the clients? God damn, his tits are on fire!

by persimmonVision November 1, 2021

tart's-tits

The female equivalent of Builder's Bum.

"Stop bending over and showing the world your builder's-bum, you fat fuck-tard!" - "Shut it bitch, your tart's-tits are on full view even when you don't bend over!"

by slumbercat2k February 24, 2017

crackle tit

When a woman's boobs are ashy.

Man ashley has some crackle tits she needs some lotion.

by Casper15 November 17, 2013

tit pirate

a person who sails the concrete oceans in search of booty and boobies.

a sneaky grab of the breast.

man grabs boob. her reply "You fucking tit pirate!"

by Captain G. Rab InStabbin April 14, 2014

River Tits

When a girl take her breasts and caresses it up and down your body until you splooge.

I hope I get lucky with that hot chick tonight and she river tits the fuck outta me. Absolute double-D heaven.

by ShitLesSays September 12, 2016

Tit Dance

Tit-Dance: A dance often found in NW England bars and night-clubs involving flapping ones breats with hands, usually whilst singing the theme tune to 'I Dream Of Jeannie'. Often adapted to a variety of situations (see examples below).

An example of the Dances described in examples below can be found by seaching for 'OTD Manchester' on youtube - see 0.49 seconds for 'Scarf Dance'.

1. Orang-Utan Tit Dance (OTD) - a version of the Tit-Dance which is done whilst moving the rest of your body like an Orang-Utan.

2. Scarf Dance - Tit Dance broken up by mimicing the action of waving ones scarf in the air.

by Binbag2009 July 24, 2009

Titting-off

Bringing to effect maximal sexual arousal in oneself or a partner by the vigorous manual manipulation of the nipples either through direct contact or through clothing.

"I'm pretty sure one of those girls we rode past was titting-off the other one, Steve. They looked pretty guilty."

by Surly Dave February 6, 2021