Human

A featherless bipod

Artistotle- a human is a featherless bipod
Diogenes- (starts plucking a chicken)

by john bron March 22, 2019

Human

A animal that had a brain like no other.

Written by a human.

Alien: oh look it's one of those humans, lets kill it.

by 9/11 was just a performance. March 23, 2019

Human

The person reading this

Dude ur so ugly

Its human nature

by Goddamnit someone took me April 15, 2019

Pre-human

They are furries before evolving into a human

Students we are going to learn about the pre-humans

by Professor cockybuch December 24, 2019

Human Carrot

Playing Fifa with delusion thinking you are the best of the best of the best

Look at him he thinks he’s a human carrot

by TheBL__ December 25, 2019

Human Bonding

When two humans use wet seaman and wait until it drys to become stuck to each other.

“How was last night with liv?”
“I came on her tummy and gave her a hug so long that we became Human Bonding.”

by DJ1580 April 29, 2019

Cross-section of humanity

To represent a sample of the human race across race, gender, and age.

We are looking at a cross-section of humanity.

by Wagglefun May 5, 2019