ear crust

When the wax's inside the ear goes dry and hard and starts to crust

Mate you need to clean them ears, I can see your ear crust from here

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

Eastern Tech

A school that's so completely overrated. Everyone in middle school wants to go there and act like getting in determines the fate of your life. The people that got in just assume they are better than you (I would know, I am one). But the entry test was literally about basic 6th grade geometry so you'll pass if you're not too white or too black. despite what people say, it's only a little bit more workload. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE has at least a few friends. Cliques? Hell yeah. Sluts/Jocks, Ghetto/Rachet, Smart, AP, Non AP, and probably the biggest one, filipinos. Jesus Christ might as well put a jollibee in this bitch. You will likely date a a Filipino, but it's ok, they are fine as fuck. You may have trouble finding your clique, but you'll get there, and may even fall into a couple. Teachers are assholes, no matter what you've heard. To teachers, if you're not in AP, you will be homeless. Rarely any fights, the people that talk shit are too white to do anything else. If you make a name for yourself, you will thrive. Pick your friends wisely, and just a heads up, Asian friends are the best. Oh yeah, FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL. Want to try out for the soccer team? You'll probably get in, which means nothing though. No teacher or principle or guidance counselor will understand your problems, which is why I put even more emphasis on making good friends. The magnets are pretty ok, but unless you do IT or engineering, you mean nothing. Good luck!

Kid 1: you go to eastern tech?

Kid 2: yeah
Kid 1: I'm so sorry. But also, fuck you.

by Probably smarter than you August 5, 2017

Eating the feces of knowledge

A man who takes a dump on stage throw at people and I'm smarter than you because I eat the feces of knowledge

GG eating the feces of knowledge

by Kingofdick December 21, 2019

CD eater

CD eater: When a K-Pop idol sings or raps and they sound exactly like the studio version of their song they are called a CD eater.

"Daebak! Taeyeon is such a CD eater, did you hear her sing 'I' last night?"

by Tardisofatimelord January 14, 2017

National Eat girls out day

National Eat girls out Day is on June 25th and it is when people Eat girls pussy.

“Did you hear that tomorrow is National Eat girls out Day?”

by JuiceWorld June 24, 2018

[when the eagle shits]

Payday, usually for government jobs. This phrase dates back to WW2 when soldiers in the U.S. army referred to payday as "the day the eagle shits" in further reference to the bald eagle, a symbol of America.

"Sorry dude, I can't pay you back until the day when the eagle shits"

by mollywop67 February 28, 2009

East Jesus

way the fuck out there

damn, the parking lot was full and I had to park in East Jesus

by d5 and d3 April 11, 2000