Dolopalated

A distorted shape or figure.

He has a dolopalated head.

by M. Talley May 26, 2008

Door

Something that should be closed during sexual activities.

Guy1: Quick, close the door before we start!
Girl1: good idea, don't want the scent leaking out

by The Cursed Ocolus December 13, 2014

Dolo

To masturbate.

Paul said he had a dolo last night.

by yeetyeeteatmyfeet March 27, 2019

Door

Did you really search up “door”?

You know, maybe you should get a door slammed to the face...I bet you looked up stupid also.

You are as stupid as a door!
Your welcome...

by Thisdudecantevenyourightnow July 19, 2019

left door law

business; -entering a business which has double doors, the right door is invariably LOCKED!! -i've traveled this earth for ever and ever, and have virtually NO memories of ever encountering an open right door!! (excepting "public" bldgs!)

-WHATS' UP WITH THAT??

i'm left handed, and always grab the (locked) right door!! with my right... -IF YOU HAVE TWO GODDAMNED DOORS, WHY NOT OPEN BOTH!!?? i guess if both doors are open and able to be used, the "secret police" will appear and apply "extreme unction"!!

shit!, this stupid door is locked thanks to the left door law!!

the left door law is applied at our business!

i hate grabbing the left door and finding it locked because of the left door law!

by michael foolsley December 24, 2010

Barn Door

When an incest hobo fucks your ass.

He gave her barn door.

by Babe Material xD May 10, 2018

Kick a door

to go out. hang out with friends. to party. do things together. spend time with a friend

Hey Tony you wanna go kick a door today?

by Paul Henry James Papapietro August 4, 2009