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Brown tornado 

So you've got the ceiling fan on, and during sex you take a shit, throw it up onto the fan and your girl has to catch it in her mouth.
Hey girl, there's gonna be a brown tornado storming through here tonight ;)
Brown tornado by PoDPerks December 8, 2015
Related Words

Brown Pants Moment

A point in time where one would be left with a proverbial (and occasionally literal) brick in the seat of their trousers.
"Hey, you know that one scene in Band of Brothers, in Bastogne, at the end of the artillery barrage, where Luz and Lipton have a dud shell hit about three feet away?"

"Now that's a brown pants moment if i ever saw one"

brown star 

the mark left when one presses one's unclean anus against the skin of another.
She knew she'd had a bit too much to drink when she woke up with a brown star on her forehead and an empty box of Franzia at her feet.
brown star by EB August 18, 2003

Brown Wings

A person who has had anal sex.
Have you got your brown wings?
Brown Wings by G April 27, 2006

brown shower

The act of spray farting on another. Often done when the person has diarrhea. Can be done in a sexual or hurtful way.
I gave the bitch a brown shower and then left her ass.
brown shower by Sir Banacheck September 24, 2006

Brown Bagging 

Take a hot, steamy shit in a bag, preferrably a brown bag, and then tie, or twist, it shut. Proceed to hit somebody with it, most likely the face so they can smell the steaming pile of shit.
Wanna help me out in Brown Bagging my teacher?
Brown Bagging by Nukaworldsupreme October 6, 2008