Under the block

To have a goal or deadline loom during the near future.

Rex: The professor really put me under the block this semester.
Tim: This is the first semester she gave a 20 page paper.

by SsTtUu April 28, 2011

gaper's block

When an anal queen and experienced gaper can't seem to relax and let her butthole dilate.

Man it was a long day at work today. Dana was having gaper's block for some reason. It took nearly the entire shoot for her to finally gape.

by Jack Tenrec July 6, 2016

Chop da block

Blast music in yo car driving thru da block no fucks given

Downs we go chop da block yessah

by Yessahblessahnevahstressah December 21, 2018

Thank God For Block

It's what you say as a final retort to end an online debate when someone blocks you because they can't win in a contest of logic with you. Best said when someone accuses you of the various internet "maladies" such as "special snowflake syndrome". Also best to be said when the opposing debater characterizes that malady which they accuse you of having after you attempt a dedicated, rational debate.

She honestly tried to convince me that donuts won't make you fat, and I quoted a reputable source to contradict her, so she blocked me. Haha, Thank God For Block!

by THEOWLTHATASKSWHY January 11, 2014

Block game

The act of circling the street blocks in a city in the search of a parking spot.
When driving around in a city, you intend on finding a parking spot on the street (usual a metered spot) close to your destination. So you first circle around the block that the destination is located. If none is found, you advance to the next block and circle around it. This is repeated till your successful in finding a parking spot. In reality, this is not a game, it's frustrating.

Bob "Sorry I am late boss"
Boss "Why are you late"
Bob "Cause I couldn't find a parking spot and had to play the block game till I found one."

by eqrunner April 5, 2009

Crock Block

a person who prevents others from purchasing the horrific popular crock shoes

i totally crock blocked katie from buying pink crocks today!

everyone says a cock block is bad, and i say a crock block is good!

by harrowmingming May 26, 2009

spin the block

spin he block is another way of saying drive by

im going to spin the block on your men

by nenboy321 January 26, 2022