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twice baked potato 

Shitting into a condom then freezing it. Once it is frozen solid, take it out of the condom and use it as a dildo to stick in your lover's ass. Then leave it in until it thaws, then your lover shits it back out and presents it to you "twice baked".
Your sister is hot and so was the twice baked potato she shit onto my chest last night.
twice baked potato by steamy gene September 23, 2008

ba$ed salad 

A salad who chills on the Internet, mostly Twitter.
"ALL HAIL BA$ED SALAD"
ba$ed salad by semenprincess January 29, 2014

i'm so baked 

The term of using drugs instead of using I'm high man you can use I'm so baked
Boy1: I'm so high man
Boy2: I'm so baked this is the best party ever
Locations that belong to us
In A.D. 2101

War was beginning.
Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'zig'.
Captain: For great justice.
Base by PresidentMudkip July 14, 2011
Having sex 71 times, with 71 girls, practicing 71 different positions, in 71 countries, within 71 hours.
Dude, you look tired. Have you been getting any sleep?

No bro, I've been up for that past three days. I got to 71st base.

You're a beast.
71st Base by Mister Mau5 January 7, 2010
{adi.}: describes something or someone that sucks or blows; is lame, stupid, dumb, weak, boring, gimp, pathetic, or annoying.

1. kid: "do we have math hw?"
teacher: "yes."
kid: "damn, that's BASE."

2. "kiera cheated on her bu, she's hella base."

3. "this fieldtrip is base-i'm sooooo bored."
base by `virtual drugz March 13, 2008