woman count

The act of checking to see that all of the women are present and accounted for, especially in the instance of needing to enter the womens restroom.

My coworker was looking for me at work today, he found me and mentally counted me, did a "woman count" and then deemed it safe to enter the womens restroom.

by funtobewith April 21, 2010

gizz trough woman

A woman who eats gizz like a pig eats out of a trough. Usualy leaving greasy smears on her cheeks afterwards.

The asin chick from Full Metal Jacket is such a gizz trough woman

by Fatasslazyman March 30, 2009

Woman

Someone with an identity on the gender spectrum opposite of a man

A woman is not determined by what's in her pants.

by DerpyThe_Cat June 26, 2023

woman

something you've never felt

guy 1: I like my woman like i like my microwave
guy 2: how?
guy 1: hot and in the kitchen

by penis_man69 August 21, 2022

Woman

Something that only the greatest men deserve.

Person one colon * Beats up other guy*
Person to: you don’t deserve a woman

by Purpstar615 February 12, 2023

Woman

You know, I’ll never understand the other half.

Person 1: “Hey, who’s that woman over there?”
Person 2: “Yeah, that’s Katie. I don’t understand her, she is so cryptic.”
Person 1: “I guess we’ll never understand women.”

by YellowBinLorry May 24, 2023

Ladies' Woman

A ladies' man except she's a woman who enjoys spending time and flirting with women.

Maria: Look at Sophia go talk up those girls
Alex: She's such a ladies' woman

by NintendoXtream February 12, 2023