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Brandon H

A guy who simps over girls who's tinder bios say they eat ass.
Guy 1: ah mate saw this right hottie on tinder we met and she liked me from front to back like a huggies diaper
Guy 2: man your being a real Brandon H
by Glutegorrilabois October 30, 2020
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brandon smith

When you meet a Brandon Smith. Don't let there deep blue ocean eyes fool you. Don't let there warm hugs trap you in there charm. Be careful to listen to everything he says. He always lets the truth slip out even when he is trying to hide the facts. He lives on the edge and is to trusting of the wrong people. He flirts with all the wrong girls. He will make you jealous but what will really trap you is when he gives you his heart which will never happened because they are never ready to be serious. If they ever do decide to fight for you and make better efforts to start something instead of giving you false hope. Then you comment down below lol
That Brandon smith is envied by his friends who aren't really friends.
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Brandon

The PERFECT, ALMIGHTY, and ALL- POWERFUL one
Brandon is ALMIGHTY, PERFECT, ALL-POWERFUL...His SUPERIORITY touches the heavens and the earth.
by raisond'etre October 27, 2021
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Brandon Morales

he has a giga cock that is bigger without a boner than Johnny sins dick but when he has a boner he has a boner he has to be carefull or else he will split your whole body into 3 pieces
Where are you

Im at the hospital they just finished putting my body together after that night with Brandon Morales
by XOTWOD23 March 18, 2022
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brandon Sherriff

Wow Did you see the size of that head, damn brandon Sherriff its bigger then yours
by Jay Callaghan December 14, 2008
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Just call me brandon yo!

by realahhnword December 1, 2024
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Brandon

Crackhead cunt and is a bit of a prick.
Wow he’s on his 10th line of md, must be a Brandon
by Gstens March 13, 2019
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