train wreck

A slow but sure halt ending in confusion, especially in music.

The train wreck was probably caused by one of the trombones not noticing the the time signature change.

by Reuel Titus October 20, 2003

Alaskan Freight Train

When a group of people over 300 pounds line up and have a giant butt orgy

Dude did u see when we walked by that ally those fat asses having an alaskan freight train" "ya it was gross

by turokakaTROK December 11, 2011

Run a train on me

This is what a promiscuous woman, usually either a breeding bitch or a woman with a slut diagnosis, says when she's at an orgy and there's hordes of guys. It indicates that she wants a train, or line of men, to fuck her.

"Ohlawd, there's like 60 guys at this party, but only 6 girls...RUN A TRAIN ON ME, guys!!!"

by lolconservative October 2, 2016

Southwestern Train Wreck

When two penises smash head on so hard that they collapse from the shaft down

Them boys dun' did a Southwestern Train Wreck. Now they've dun' got themselves de-railed!

by Doabarreroll February 25, 2014

Run a train on me

When you want someone to run a train on you.

"Please run a train on me."
"Okay."
*VVVVVV HSSSSSSSSS WHOO WHOOO PUFF PUFF PUFF SCREEE*

by Runatrainonme October 2, 2016

Falling off the train

When one person loses their train of thought multiply times during conversation because they fried their brain doing too many drugs. Also falling off the train in life resulting in not fulfilling their full potential.

You asked me that twice already, you really need to take better care of yourself because your falling off the train.

by Catirandafly October 15, 2016

Laying Train Tracks

The act of masturbating and defecating simultaneously.

"Where did Matt Richardson go?"

"Oh, he's laying train tracks in the bathroom!"

by dwinters January 25, 2016