nut knock

To rap on someone's sack, preferably a male, in a manner that causes pain.

Bubba was chillin' with his bitch, so I nut knocked him.

by Sam and henchman October 9, 2007

Slap of the nut

used to enquire if anyone is interested in going for a kick of the football (AFL or soccer).

Damo: Hey Simo whats up?
Simo: Nah not much you?
Damo: How about we go for a slap of the nut?
Simon: yeah sweet I'll ask Robbie also

by SimCouta March 10, 2011

No nut twenty

Similar to no nut november, but instead you may not nut at all in the year 2020. If you do you now fail and you are a failure. good luck!

Have you failed no nut twenty

by The nut king November 4, 2019

Bloop Nut

Having to urinate so intensely that your testicles feel the same pain as when experiencing "blue balls"

Let me in I'm rolling bloop nut!

by Jessejames May 9, 2012

nut oyster

male ejaculation. esp. thick type that has a tendency to stick to chins, headboards and homeless people.

Mr Hank passed out from drinking too much colt 45 so we decided itd be fun to slap a nut oyster on his eyes for a morning treat.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

crack a nut

To ejaculate.

Man 1: "Wow, that stripper's lap dance actually made me crack a nut!"
Man 2: "I need to go there more often..."

by Nutcracker April 23, 2014

cumless nut

when someone jacks off and nothing more than precum comes out of the penis

James jacked off to porn and had a cumless nut.

by Mr.Pogostick February 21, 2009