Fake phone call

An easy way to get out of an unwelcome or otherwise uncomfortable conversation.

I don't want to keep hearing about your fucking "two finger la-la with that skank" anymore... "I Gotta go, I've got a fake phone call."

by giantkahuna December 15, 2012

fake-n-vape

When someone vapes with no nicotine

I don't do that fake-n-vape stuff, I use 18 mg nicotine!

by Mad Morrigan September 30, 2017

you are fake news

An insult once said by Donald Trump to call someone fake or the info they give to over people are fake

E.G- Callum you are fake news.

by anonymous November 9, 2020

Fake Math Problems

Unrealistic or nonsensical word or story problems, routine and nonroutine, that may or not be solvable—however, most of them serve to humorize, parodize, or satirize mathematics.

One question from “The Bigly Book of Fake Math Problems” is the following: “At a Trump rally, if 10 coronaviruses infect 10 diehard supporters in 10 minutes, how many of these foreign viruses will be needed to infect 100 supporters in 50 minutes?”

by MathPlus November 23, 2020

fake jonas fan

someone who has never heard of Jonas Secrets or jbfbdb.

"You've never heard of Jonas Secrets? Do you even know what a creeper is?? You must be a fake jonas fan."

by shes.an.underdog June 26, 2008

Fake Submissive Anal

Whenever a dominant man (or woman with strap-on) performs consensual anal sex with another man or woman with the directive that the one "taking it up the ass" pretends it is rape.

"Dude, you sure you raped him? It could've been fake submissive anal..."

by t1c July 1, 2008

Facebook Fake-Out

When a person uses camera angles, lighting, black&white, photoshop, professional photoshop (oops, I meant senior pictures), and more face paint than an Apache Indian to appear attractive over the interwebs.

That girl's profile pic was sexy, but, when I met at that party last night, she was hella' hit. She's a total Facebook Fake-Out.

by Higheena September 9, 2011