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fart chimney

Also known as a "Sun Roof", this is an overhead motorized portal designed to allow hot sick ass gases to escape the vehicle in a convenient and socially acceptable manner.
"Open the damn fart chimney man, your poop fumes are making my eyes water!"
by PixelPusher May 27, 2007
mugGet the fart chimneymug.

Fart-handle

A person who has done something so lame that their existence is similar to a structural element of graspable flatulence.
"4? Dude, I thought you only had 3 DUI's, You are a major Fart-handle!"
by Sean Delay January 5, 2009
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Fart Schizophrenia

When a person farts but the fart is intolerable as if someone else has farted.
"Everybody loves the smell of there own brand" - Fat Bastard

Person 1- "I just farted, it smells so bad"
Person 2- "You've got Fart Schizophrenia"
by Pacmannnn January 10, 2010
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laugh fart

When you have to fart inpublic, but
you don't want to be embarrassed then
someone does something so hilarious
or extremely funny, you fart during the laugh.

THEN ALL LAUGHTER STOPS AND PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU.
AND SMELL THE ODORIZED AIR.
John: OMGZ That was so funny I took a laugh fart!

Becky: LAWLZZZZZ!!!!!!!! *farts*. woops..
by jdouglas8 May 13, 2008
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juicy fart

Fart that's wet. "Do farts have lumps?"
I just ruined my shorts with that juicy fart!
by 1st Sporty September 19, 2006
mugGet the juicy fartmug.

fart fu

The martial art of performing karate, kick boxing, Tai chi, kung fu, and various other moves with accentuating farts at the end. It is an extreamly pwerful fighting style not only because of advanced fighting technique, but also do to the humiliating factor of being farted on as somebody hits or kicks you.
That dude threw down some fart fu in the fight.
by Fu Master Joe Mama December 28, 2007
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fart giggle

A string of multiple flatulent occurences that are each short in length and high-pitched. May or may not occur while giggling.
In the middle of class, Phil let out a fart giggle. It was the only noise he ever made in class.
by Smellaina January 27, 2007
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