Cup holder in a tank

Something added at the last minute that was never designed to be used.

Article 50 (Brexit) is like a cup holder in a tank.

by Cxrter January 3, 2017

spank my tank

slapping of the booty.

"Ryan, spank my tank ples," Rebecca said with a smirk.

by Spank my Tank February 16, 2017

Pulling a Tanis

Putting your business card around town everywhere and also putting signs on people's lawns who you do not work for.

There's Marty putting his signs everywhere again, pulling a tanis as usual

by Not Really JTanis7 May 30, 2017

Touch And Tank

A rise in value to new high-water marks; followed by a precipitous drop.

$TSLA hit $325 today. My financial advisor told me to sell all my shares saying "This is a classic touch and tank, TSLA is way overbought and will crash soon once fundamental traders get a hold"

by BillyGoat18 August 2, 2017

Going Full Tank

When a parent has NO clue when kids talk to them in gamer language

Husband and I sitting on couch listening to our kids talking to each other over gamer headphones and one says to the other that they should go full tank. Husband and I looked at each other and started laughing and decided that "going full tank" should stand for gamer talk that parents dont understand

Babe, Our son was talking to me about League of Legends and I had no idea what he was talking about. He was going full tank.

by WhatimWIRTH August 30, 2017

Spank in the tank

To masterbate in a public restroom by spanking one's member on the bathroom fixtures.

I just had a great spank in the tank !

by Wicksters October 12, 2018

Busting the tank

Euphemism for anal sex

"I cant wait to get up with that girl and do a little busting the tank"

by klinkshame August 16, 2019